Fine wine, fine food, Cannibals, “Bungey Jumping,” the disappearing Bush, the ravenous locals all looking for a fish and chips shop on the weekends, “a frothy one,” and the very, very infamous 16 year old little schoolgirls and their abusive women. Everything an American needs to know about how to seduce a Kiwi lasse, nail her—and survival skills to help you escape being chased by bloodthirsty skinheads all the way to the airport, all behind you, the very next day… Forthcoming to ABH Illustration.