Buy the cotton-pickin’ book and find out. I don't have any dang time to offer a book description - for Pete's sake I've spent most of my dang time writing the blasted thing as it is, I've got a missing daughter who never calls when she's told to and a wife who spends all her Gosh-darn time at the salon, a kid who drives all over town in a black leather jacket on a motorbike, and a dog that moo’s like a cow. Now, there’s something funny going on around here and… Forthcoming to ABH Illustration.