A multi-disciplinary, multileveled approach to examine the peculiarities, the conundrums of Anti-Italian vitriol cum hatred in the United States today. Italians and “Natives”—the most successful monkey in the American socio-political cityscape along with multi-generational Americans—the two seemingly into each other's businesses for the better half of a century. Does the United States foresee an Italian or/and an American, mutual “Kindelnacht?” If yes to both possibilities, which group will strike first, and which will strike back? An Audio recording. Forthcoming to ABH Illustration.