How to hire a brilliant actor, make him a living icon to be seen and viewed by billions Worldwide, promise him or her any other role in time, in the future sometime, apart from a “good guy” because, like, “…that’s just not you, I mean, like, what would everybody say if, like, they knew you weren’t evil? Like, it would ruin the whole ‘mystique’ of a totally classic film! Like, you have to think of ticket sales y’know! like, c’mon, I’ve got better things to do…like…” and casually ignore him or her in rags on the street - as you order your cafe latte in the morning. Not for children. Forthcoming to ABH Illustration.